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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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