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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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