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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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