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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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