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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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