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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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