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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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