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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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