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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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