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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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