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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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