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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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