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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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