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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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