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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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