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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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