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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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