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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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