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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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