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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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