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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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