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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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