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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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