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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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