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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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