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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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