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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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