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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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