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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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