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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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