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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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