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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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