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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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