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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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