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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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