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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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