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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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