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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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