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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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