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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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