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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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