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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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