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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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