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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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