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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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