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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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