Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.