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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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