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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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