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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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