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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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