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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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