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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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