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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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