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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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