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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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