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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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